Today, I would like to shine the spotlight on hats.
Is your hair greasy and unwashed?
Does it hang from your head like a stringy mop?
just pull on a hat!
Instantly, your grease is covered and you will look cute and sporty!
Everyone will look at you and think, “Cute hat! She must have just worked out!”
No need for a shower AND I look healthier and more athletic?
Sign me up!!!
Wait…at least, I THINK that is what everyone is thinking.
They MAY be thinking, “Oh look, that lady hasn’t showered yet and is covering her grease with a hat.”
In which case, please keep your thoughts to yourself.
Hats, you may not be miracle workers, but you do what you can-
and for that I salute you!
(Dare I say “Hats Off To You?”…Too much?)