Dear “The Office,”
Why, oh why, have you had reruns on the past TWO WEEKS??!!
Hello! It’s mid-season! What’s going on?
Don’t you know that some of us
neglect our children are very productive all day on Thursday, just so that we can sit down and enjoy your show come 8:00?
Do you KNOW how much poop I have come into contact with today??
Can’t a girl get a little funny time on Thursday night?
So, I’m willing to solve whatever this problem is.
Is it a pay dispute?
I will PAY YOU to make a new episode next week.
A million trillion dollars? Done.
Just come back and entertain me. Please.
Now I have to go fold some laundry while staring at a blank screen.