Joseph was running around in one of his adorable new summer shirts the other day.
So cute, right?
So I asked Brian, “What do you think of Joseph’s new shirt?”
Which, of course, means “Praise me on my outfit choices and justify my money spending by telling me how adorable our son looks.”
Brian said, “Oh yeah, he looks cute. Except that it looks like he has a bong on his shirt.”
Me: “A Bong? Like a beer bong?” (Because isn’t there also a smoking type bong? I am unsure.)
Me: “Huh. Does it?”
Brian: “Yep, I think so!”
Me: “Wow, it’s supposed to be a bowling pin.”
A few minutes later-
Me: “Wait, isn’t a bong like funnel shaped or something?”
Brian: “Oh yeah. I think you might be right.”
Me: “Hmm. I think so…”
Brian: “Well, in that case, cute shirt!”
Yeah, not so much like the shirt
This is what happens when you are married and
working full time before you turn 21!
(And when you are pure and innocent like me! Right Mom and Dad? Right??)