Thursday, April 30, 2009

An Adventure of Another Sort...


Tonight's Culinary Adventure has been postponed until tomorrow.


I have a DIFFERENT kind of Adventure awaiting me in the kitchen right now.


It is called urine and feces.




Brian changed Joseph's poopy diaper after dinner, and left him naked to go start the bath.

It had been at least 15 minutes since he had pooped, so he was obviously finished.

Except that he wasn't,

And he popped a squat right there in the middle of the kitchen.

Shat all over and then peed on top.

And then staggered about in the urine slip-n-slide for a while.

And then...



What's that?

I had you at "Urine" and "Feces?"


I knew you'd understand.

8 comments:

Ter said...

man, i was hoping to be inspired for supper ideas (even though it's way late).

let's just say "ew" and "my appetite's gone now"

thanks Caitlin! Now if only I had something like this every day affect me ,t hen I'd be skinnier than skinny!

Jen said...

Oh man that sucks.

T Rex Mom said...

Sorry you had to clean that up! Uck!

Sounds a little like potty training!

Great to see you at the zoo today. I will email some photos to you.

britney said...

Oh my gosh. My mom and I laughed so hard when we read this. It was the "urine slip-in-slide" that pushed us over the edge into pee-your-pants laughing. Thank you for that, it was almost better than a culinary adventure.

Maureen said...

...and you wonder how we feel about NOT getting frequent blogs??? You are SO funny the way you tell your stories. We laughed and laughed! Oh, by the way, sorry about the misadventure :)

Mommy of M's said...

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!

Nina said...

Sorry laughing right now... only because two mornings ago I put Thomas on the potty, he wouldn't go. I let him down to go get a diaper and he wonders into the kitchen with dad. 5 seconds late dad is yelling because he is peeing all over my cupboards and laughing about it. Kids!!!

Jenners said...

D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.