The thing about high-waisted jeans is that they emphasize my waist, remind me to suck in my stomach, and keep my back end from imitating a plumbers’.
However, I have to unbutton them by the end of the day.
The thing about low-waisted jeans is that I think that they look more stylish on me, and less like an old lady. Also, they allow my pooch to roam free. (Hallelujah.)
However, I have to wear a belt, and fight the ol’ “Muffin Top” look.
The thing about sweat pants is that they are perfect in every way.