(I could also be calling these posts : Why I Can’t Wait to Get Out of this Hotel Room, but I figured that I can only complain about my free living situation in Manhattan for so long before you throw your mouse at me, yes?)
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“Pee-pee” on the couch.
Pee on the carpet in the living room
Pee on the carpet in the bedroom
Poop on the tile floor entry area.
Baby spit-up stains all over the carpet.
Joseph vomit on the comforter.
If you ever come to NYC, you should probably pray that you don’t get our room…