Thursday, May 14, 2009
Obviously, I have some issues
Remember the crazy lady that I told you about who just so happened to be Catholic (unrelated) who cornered me in Winco and wanted me to come to her Catholic-only playgroup?
Well, she hasn't called me.
Which I should feel relieved about,
but, strangely, it hurts my feelings a little.
Of course, I would just reject both her playgroup and her religious advances and ask her never to call again, but shouldn't I get that chance?
What if I really WAS interested in going to her playgroup?
What if I was completely alone in this city, and her invitation was the first chance at friendship that I had been offered?
What if I was a heathen who was willing to be converted, and this was my only opportunity to be saved?
Really she should call.
So that I can jilt her and go on my merry way,
And stop looking for her number on my caller ID every time my phone rings.
Wait, are we dating?