Thursday, April 24, 2014

The inner workings of Samuel

 

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“I would like in NOW!  In! In! In!!”

“Why did you make me come in, stupid?  I clearly want OUT!  OUT! OUT!!”

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“I will refuse to eat any food unless it is ‘candy’ or ‘cookies.’ 

What is this that you are giving me?  Yogurt?  A carrot stick?! WAAAAH!! ONTO THE FLOOR WHERE IT BELONGS!!”

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“You wont give me that thing that I want because it is hot/sharp/deadly?  Allow me to show you my displeasure by throwing myself on the floor screaming.  Really, you brought this on yourself.”

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“Did you leave the bathroom door open?  Rats.”

“Did you leave the bathroom door open? Rats.”

“Did you leave the bathroom door open?  YAHOOO!! Toothpaste buffet here I come!!”

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“Throwing random things in the trash is always hilarious.  And throwing them in the toilet is DOUBLE hilarious.”

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“Are you going into your bedroom to put on clothes and shutting the door?!  How dare you!  Allow me to booty…bonk…the…door…repeatedly…until…it…flings…open.”

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“Once I get into your room that Vaseline on your bedside table has a date with my face.  And your mattress.   And your Kindle.”

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3 comments:

Maureen said...

OH MY...he has STINKER written all over that face of his in those pictures...but CUTE??? SO CUTE!

grandma said...

In that first photo he seriously looked a lot like Isaac!

Mom said...

Maybe it's the "naughty" on his face that resembles Isaac, I don't know!