1) Whatever you just said.
You tricked me by saying I have a hole in my shirt? Well YOU my friend have a hole in YOUR shirt!
2) “….on your face.”
Examples: “There is a worm on your face!”
“There is a dinosaur on your face!”
Or, the most popular “You have a COMPUTER ON YOUR FACE!!”
3) There are no rules. Everything is hilarious. Especially if it is said multiple times all day long! Enjoy yourself!! Your momma is there to listen to your every word. That’s what she’s here for.