The Good News:
I was walking by a mirror today while wearing a V-neck shirt, and I noticed that HELLLOOOO “Ladies!” Looks like somebody isn’t going to have to get breast implants anytime soon- wowza! Looking good!
The Bad News:
I have a sinking suspicion that this means that, in a few months, I am going to have an eight pound human barreling out of my va-jay-jay.
Kind of brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “You win some, You lose some” doesn’t it?