(watching cat videos on Youtube while we waited for the hurricane to arrive)
(ps Mom twitter = messages you can post from your phone on the internet, kind of like public texting?)
- Things I never thought I would have to say: “Please stop licking my leg while I’m going poop.”
- Also, “Do not put Helicopters/binkies/legos on your penis!”
- I got Joseph a Captain Britain doll in anticipation of our trip. He is calling it “Captain Britney.”
-100000 points if anyone knows who Captain Britain fights with? I tried to tell Joseph that it was Green Goblin, but he ain’t buyin.
I am toeing the line between neglect and trying to get some *!#$ packing done already!
Joseph is trying to convince me that we should go to China instead of England.
I am telling him that we can’t because its too…hot there…??? I am too lazy to think up any real reasons.
Okay, I finally just told him that for the LAST TIME we can’t go to China because it’s TOO FAR AWAY!. He drug me to a map to point out how close it was.
Me: “Well, Joseph, that is actually Greenland.”
Joseph: “Oh. Can we go to GREENLAND??!!”
Me: “No because it is too…cold there…?”
. I was talking about Halloween with Joseph. I told him that you wear a costume and knock on the door and say trick or treat.
Me: “And then do you know what they give you? It starts with a c!”
Joseph: “ Ummm… Couches?”
(At this point Isaac was excused from the cat video watching.)