Thursday, January 28, 2010

Eviction Notice



Dear Isaac,


I am glad that you have been having a fun time in my uterus.

It’s warm, it’s cozy, it’s dark, you are getting non-stop chocolate through a mainline in your belly…what’s not to love?  I get it.

Unfortunately (for you), you are no longer welcome in this place you call home.

You have ignored all of my repeated hints (have you noticed a lot of walks recently?  A strange raspberry-leaf tea taste tainting the chocolate?) and you continue to sleep, poke my cervix, and grow fatter every day.

And so, Sonny-boy, it has come to this:

On Wednesday, you will be forced to exit the premises, permanently.

If you would like to leave of your own free will, you are welcome to at any time.  But, if not, you are in for a BIG surprise on Wednesday when a lot of weeeeird things start happening. 

Hey, I’m not happy about this either, but it has to be done.

Just thought I’d give you a heads up.

See you on Wednesday.

Love always,

your mom.


ter@waaoms said...

gosh, you're going to be one of those hardball moms from the get-go right? At least until they start giggling and dancing the tail and looking at you with their big blue eyes saying puh-eeessse, then you'll turn into a big softy and let them do whatever they want! ;) Good thing Issac has Joseph to teach him those things at a much earlier stage. haha! good luck mom! ;)

Mommy of M's said...

I love it!!! You always make me laugh!! GOOD LUCK!!

Maureen said...

Hilarious!!! and so thoughtful of you to "give notice"

T Rex Mom said...

I cannot wait to meet your newest little guy! And I will still send thoughts your way that he chooses his own birthday before then.

Katie said...

Your posts always make me laugh. I hope Isaac's move into the outside world goes smoothly. Make sure he knows to vacuum and repaint for the next tenant!

Jenners said...

You MUST put this in baby book. I'm guessing he has been evicted by now ... can't wait to see the photos!!!

I wonder if he'll be late for everything his whole life.

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teachermommy said...

lol that is awesome! although we don't know one another, i love following your blog!

Momma said...

You are giving Isaac a "heads up" regarding his eviction?? I am praying for a Head's Down!! Remember my motherly advice.....epidural, epidural, epidural....etc.

Rachel said...

Hurray! Get him out. I used to say that I needed to swallow a map so they could find their way out. I'm looking forward to the pictures!

septembermom said...

Fun post! Good luck on Wednesday!! I'll be thinking about you :)

Nina said...

You are so funny! I am a little late reading so maybe he heard you and has decided to grace the world? If he hasn't I wish you the best of luck on Wednesday.