Alternatively titled: Call before you come over because I have a breast hanging out.
Did you know that you are supposed to feed your newborn an average of 8 times a day?
And, at least for my little sleepy guys, each session (including a diaper change) lasts about an hour.
Totaling 8 hours a day!
Basically I have a new full time job.
An ADORABLE new full time job!
That makes my nipples bleed.