The other day, I was hanging my cloth diapers out to dry on a makeshift laundry line
with my baby strapped to my back
(and legs that haven't been shaved in weeks)
“wow. wow. wow!
And then, I went inside and discovered some ants in my entryway (why?)
I sprayed them dead, dead, dead with my big shiny can of Raid.
And I thought:
”hmmm. I'm still learning.”