Let’s Chat.

 

 

Hello, my dears. 

Good news!  Today, for the first time, I feel as though I am emerging from the fog of pregnant exhaustion.

I can function.

I can clean things.

I don’t think I will fall asleep every time I blink.

But, I think that I should still take a little nap…just in case…

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Anywho, I thought we should catch up.

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Sadly, tomorrow I am leaving on a road trip for Oregon and I will be gone all week.

Poor Brian will be alone for 8 days, with only a very long To Do List for company…sigh…

If you are one of my real-life-Oregon friends (you know who you are) and you would like to be blessed with our company, give me a call.

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This past week, I have backed the car over my stroller TWICE.

In public.

With Joseph in it.

JUST KIDDING about that last one- but it really makes me feel better about JUST running over the stroller…

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Have I mentioned to you before that Brian is the secretary of our Home Owners Association?

Like, taking notes, recording minutes kind of secretary?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That’s all I had to say about that.  Just thought you might like a giggle. 

Maybe I am going to have to get HIM a secretary’s costume for “special occasions” (wink, wink)

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Do you know how much I hate Earwigs?  They are by far my least favorite bugs.

And let me tell you why:

Spiders are creepy, but when you see one, it is just sitting on the wall, saying, “Hello, there, I’m a spider.”

Earwigs, on the other hand, are sneaky.  They could be anywhere!

Examples: 

In my folded up bath towel

Underneath that sock I left on the ground

In between the pages of Joseph’s coloring book

So, they always take you by surprise!  And then they wiggle off all slithery and creepy…yuck!

I swear that, around the house, yard, patio, garage, etc. I see about 10 a week.

Which is probably some universe-laughing-at-me thing since I declared them my Least Favorite bug.

So, for the record, my NEW Least Favorite Bug is the Lady Bug.

Bring ‘em on.

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If you are looking to waste some time, check out this hilarious song/video.  Really, I die laughing.

OH, but it DOES have a little bit of “Adult language,” (only like 2 words, don’t worry) so for all of you who should NOT be hearing that (*cough* My niece, Brenna, *cough*), feel free to head over and watch this video instead.  Much better.

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And, finally, because no post is complete without some pictures, here is Joseph being goofy with his Daddy’s hat.

  

 

He thinks he is SO funny now days. 

And I am trying to savor this stage when his “jokes” do not involve poop or underwear.  Because those days are coming.