If I had twitter this week

(watching cat videos on Youtube while we waited for the hurricane to arrive)

(ps Mom twitter = messages you can post from your phone on the internet, kind of like public texting?)

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- Things I never thought I would have to say: “Please stop licking my leg while I’m going poop.” 

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- Also, “Do not put Helicopters/binkies/legos on your penis!”

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- I got Joseph a Captain Britain doll in anticipation of our trip.  He is calling it “Captain Britney.”

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-100000 points if anyone knows who Captain Britain fights with?  I tried to tell Joseph that it was Green Goblin, but he ain’t buyin.

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I am toeing the line between neglect and trying to get some *!#$ packing done already!

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Joseph is trying to convince me that we should go to China instead of England.

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I am telling him that we can’t because its too…hot there…???  I am too lazy to think up any real reasons.

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Okay, I finally just told him that for the LAST TIME we can’t go to China because it’s TOO FAR AWAY!.  He drug me to a map to point out how close it was.

Me: “Well, Joseph, that is actually Greenland.”

Joseph:  “Oh.  Can we go to GREENLAND??!!”

Me:  “No because it is too…cold there…?”

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. I was talking about Halloween with Joseph.  I told him that you wear a costume and knock on the door and say trick or treat.

Me: “And then do you know what they give you?  It starts with a c!”

Joseph: “ Ummm… Couches?”

(At this point Isaac was excused from the cat video watching.)